Jokes

Q. Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants? A. They might get a hole-in-one!

Q. What do you get when 2 peas fight? A. Black eyed peas!

Q. What did baby corn say to mama corn? A. Wheres pop corn?

Q. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. Finding HALF a worm in your apple!

Q. What do you call 10,000 strawberries sqeezing through a doorway? A. A starwberry jam!

Q. What did the girl do after she drank 8 sodas? A. She burped 7up!

Q. What did the cool goast say to the other? A. Get a life dude.

Q. Who always forgets where she puts her things? A. Miss place.

Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A. Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pea soup.